Brrrrrr! It's cold outside. I think singer-songwriter Tom Lehrer had the right idea way back in 1990 when he wrote the song Hanukkah in Santa Monica.
You can watch the Lehrer oldie turned into a YouTube video by a fan.
I'm spending Hanukkah in Santa Monica,
Wearing sandals, lighting candles by the sea.
I spent Shavuos in East St. Louis,
A charming spot, but clearly not the spot for me.
Whose eastern winters, I can't endure 'em,
So every year I pack my gear and come out here til Purim.
--Lyrics by Tom Lehrer
